yes, this actually happened. last night at Dimples Karaoke 'club' in Burbank for my dear friend Audrey's birthday (check out her blog here). Dimples claims to be "the first Karaoke club in America" and comes complete with a creepy owner, who made the birthday girl do blow job shots, and the Mr. Belding as the club 'regular,' whom i'm told is actually a real-life guy names Dennis. he sang an Elvis song to Audrey and made the rest of us girls be his creeped-out back-up dancers.

Karaoke in Japanese means "empty orchestra".... there was no orchestra last night, but there were viking hats and i wore flannel and fishnets.

- flea market flannel, ross belt, forever 21 sequin shorts, lingerie store fishnets, Mr. Kate jewelry -